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I'm obliged to have to inform you that a jpeg of a picture/painting of a Police Station in Penge, namely, HM Penge Police Station, has been summoned to appear on the front cover of the March issue of The Bromley Life Magazine.

This alarming incident is further aggravated by the suspicious and coincidental appearance, of the very same exhibit featuring in a publication very close to my truncheon, The March issue of The London Police Pensioner Magazine.

Our extensive enquiries have led us to believe the villain behind these disturbing events is likely to be one John Marshall, alias Pink-head Johnnie, not known to be dangerous and of no previous convictions, but, alarmingly thought to be a member of the notorious BAS gang.

Finally, I would like to reassure you all not to worry, I’m fairly sure you'll still be safe in your beds.

Take extra care. Be very vigilant.

Regards DC William Plodd